Yeah. She’s got it.

You’ve seen her thread those obstacles clean and come out the other side like she invented the sport. You’ve been one of the many shouting “Go Retta Roo!” — you already know what she’s capable of. Now you’ve got the chance to help her bring that spunk to the world.

Loretta is going to Germany.

Retta Roo has a great shot at joining the U.S. Team at the 2026 FEI Single Horse World Championships in Munich, Germany. She’s ready. She’s fierce. She’s packing her bags and stashing extra Nicker Makers everywhere she can.

Now help us get her there.

Reality Check.

Getting a horse to Europe isn’t cheap. Flight alone: $10–12K each way. Tack and equipment ship by the pound. Her marathon carriage — custom-built for her one-legged driver — goes too. Not to mention the costs once we’re there, it all adds up quick — in euros.

We’ve looked at all the options. Turns out “OnlyFans” means something very different than we thought. Who knew? Anyway — here we are.

This is where you come in.

We’re asking for contributions from people like you who want to be part of the team for Retta Roo. Your contributions really make a difference.

  • $25 — a few days of bedding
  • $100 — They call their stalls boxes. Nobody puts Retta in a box (for free).
  • $500 — prep events, fuel, and the realization that Europe sells diesel by the liter. 😲
  • $1,000 — JFK, Customs, and the USDA all have opinions about horses. Every single one costs money.

Want to name your price? Go for it — $15 covers a bag of treats that makes it all worth it for Loretta, or $1,500 covers most of the cost of a training event or even the Championships themselves.

Every contribution goes directly to the expenses of getting Retta Roo to the EU.

It’s important to note: contributions to this campaign are not tax-deductible.

While this isn’t a not-for-profit, it’s also not an income stream for Coachman’s Delight or Andy Marcoux. Contributions you make go directly to Loretta’s campaign expenses.

If you want to help in other ways — tell a friend, share a post, or check out a course at Coachman’s Delight — that helps too. Every bit of it moves the needle.

Go Retta Roo!!